Friday, July 15, 2011

Mixed Cliches

by L.S.S

This is originally from "How To Be A Real Bad Boss," with a few added.

"An bun in the oven is worth two in the bush."

"You gotta break some eggs before you count your chickens before they hatch."

"Life is like a box of chocolates -- so think outside the box."

"Love is blind -- so love yourself."

"An open mind is a parachute -- so, open up, and say ahh."

"If you can't stand the heat -- stand for something. Or, you'll fall for anything."

"Talk is cheap to the hand."

"Home is where the cows come home."

"An apple a day never falls far from the tree."

"Don't beat a horse around the bush."

"Beauty is in the eye of the tiger."

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