This is originally from "How To Be A Real Bad Boss," with a few added.
"An bun in the oven is worth two in the bush."
"You gotta break some eggs before you count your chickens before they hatch."
"Life is like a box of chocolates -- so think outside the box."
"Love is blind -- so love yourself."
"An open mind is a parachute -- so, open up, and say ahh."
"If you can't stand the heat -- stand for something. Or, you'll fall for anything."
"Talk is cheap to the hand."
"Home is where the cows come home."
"An apple a day never falls far from the tree."
"Don't beat a horse around the bush."
"Beauty is in the eye of the tiger."